What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 07:15

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
Can you make a fake K-pop group? It can be with any idols.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
A View to a Kill
Live and Let Die
Moonraker
Can you write a letter to your first love without mentioning his/her name?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Dr No
Can I fix a fridge leak myself, or should I call a pro?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-J W Pepper
Octopussy
What kind of person does a narcissist hate?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Why is Eric Clapton so roundly disliked among guitarists?
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Is the Chinese economy currently collapsing? If not, what could potentially cause it to collapse?
Goldfinger
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why does my mom never wear underwear?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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